Showing posts with label Fiction. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fiction. Show all posts

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Mumbai Triple Blasts, a treat to Ajmal on his B'day?


          As investigators and government agencies are accounting the triple blasts that rocked Mumbai yesterday (13th July, 2011), it seem to have a surprising motive behind it, sources reveal. One, this blast having happened on the B'day of Ajmal Kasab and two being the following story.

          Owing to his recent feeling of loneliness, Ajmal Kasab divulged his intent of wanting a roommate to the ATS and Mumbai Police, from his Arthur Road Jail residence. Further inquiring into this we got hold of a copy of hand written request from Kasab via an anonymous source. The hand-written sheet was in broken hindi and it took us a day to translate it into readable English format, thanks to Google Transliterate. Following is the order that Kasab apparently handed over to his residence security chiefs and pressed on for a quick resolution to his concern, from them.

"Hello Security Chief,

  As you might be aware, its so boring here at my house and off all the things this idleness and lonliness is killing me for the past two plus years. I cannot take it anymore and I've decided that I need a roommate ASAP. Here are the set of qualities I want to see in my roommate, so that you people don't bring in any Tom, Dick and Harry as a prospective roommate.


  1. I would want someone who has achieved something in terrorism if not phenomenal to the extent of what I did but at least some legacy in terrorism or done something in the recent past.
  2. The person should not be well known as I do not want to lose the limelight that I possess, in the process of taking him in as my roommate. 
  3. See I am from a "spot, shoot and kill" form of terror background and hence I do not want someone from a similar background and would be happy if he's from other forms say like hijacking or bomb planting, biological warfare etc so that I could discuss and get to learn of his domain from his experience and expertise.
  4. He should not be some old guy or with medical complications, cos come on man I don't want a roommate who would die in another two years but want one who would live along for years to come and enjoy the luxury provided.
  5. I would prefer an Indian or unaccepted Pakistani like me as a roommate, if not there might be chances for my roommate to be extradited in the name of investigations and I would come to square one again.
  6. Also what's more important is that, my prospective roommates should be clearly briefed that I have the upper hand with respect to taking decisions being here at my Arthur Road Jail residence, cos he should know and always remember that he's seeking shelter in the palace which I originally built.
Your Lord,
Kasab"

   It seems the document had ten commandments and Kasab did not want the last four points to be "leaked" to the news media so that the prospective roommates don't get "prepared" just to become his roommate. Another revelation from the anonymous source was that the ATS had this abridged version faxed to all terrorist producing agencies so as to address the genuine concern of Kasab at the earliest.


  After the sensational triple blast that happened yesterday, the agencies like ATS, CBI, NSG & NIA are leaving no stones unturned in finding out the ones behind these blasts in-spite of the really bad weather prevailing in and around Mumbai. They are speculating on the fronts whether these blasts, which were ironically and coincidentally carried out on Kasab's birthday, was an attempt to make Kasab notice and probably pick a roommate from the perpetrators of this. Lets wait and watch as there are lots more to unfold in the weeks to come...

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Love at First Sight




It was at a b'day party,

I saw her for the first time.

Love gushed through my veins 

instantaneously.

I was flirting with her all along, 

however

she remained unperturbed, silent

and 

focused

on whatever she was up-to.

Asked a friend for her name.

"Canon EF50mm Lens"

was the reply.

"What a Creation"

I sighed...!!!



Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Love Cycle


Years to realize the fact.

Months to prepare myself.

Days to decide the D-day.

Hours of contemplation.

Minutes to profess my love.

Seconds of hearing rejection.



Minutes of rebut and reasoning.

Hours of disappointment.

Days of dejection.

Months of seeking respite.

Years to move on...

Friday, October 22, 2010

Mesmerized!!!




She was waiting for me.

I spread my arms wide open as I reached

and whilst she walked in up-close,

her fingers brushed against my skin.

I lifted her up with excitement and ease, 

her fragrance filled the vicinity.

It hardly lasted a minute

but she walked out hurriedly telling

"Elevator's too slow these days!!!"

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

The End




Jammed parking lots,

tickets sold out long back,

packed theater.

Most of them stayed hysterical, 

applauding almost every scene and dialog.

He watched everything silently,

clapping all alone in the end

with his eyes swelling up in disappointment,

as none in the ecstatic crowd bothered 

to even notice THE CREDITS, as they hurried out.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Celebrations?






We were at this fancy restaurant,

which was a full house, bustling with kids.

We managed to get a table and 

a cute boy aged around 12,

walked up-to me and asked

"Shall I clean the table??"

I nodded in affirmation and asked "Why the big rush, today?"

"Today's November 14th"

he said, remorsefully!!!


Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Her Birthday





It was her birthday

and yet again it was time to tell her

how much she meant to me.

This time though,

there were a lot of people around us

from the common man to politicians,

professionals to businessmen.

In silence she listened to me unperturbed, till I finished,

resting in peace amidst those celebrities.

Friday, September 10, 2010

The Proposal




The music set the ambiance.

She joined me dot on time, 

Fine dining flowed with small talks and musings

Her favorite Choco Fudge and my Vanilla Mousse arrived.

Gazing into her eyes I said

"I love you

She moved real close,

her brief silence left me breathless, 

she replied 

"Mmm...Vanilla tasted lovely this way"

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Friends?





I liked what she told me about herself.

Her interests seemed to match with my preferences.

Even her zodiac sign was in-sync with mine

Of-course she was looking really pretty

and I asked her - "Can we be friends?"

She remained silent 

And even after many days I found her status to be

"Awaiting friend confirmation"

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Lift


It was around midnight,

A lone guy was waving his hand for a lift.

I came to a halt, few meters past him.

He walked up-to me and hopped on and said

"Just keep driving, will tell you where!!!"

"Where exactly?", I questioned.

"Where are you going?" he asked, pressing his hand on my thigh.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Hypnotized



She walked like an angel from infinity towards me.

Her lips and eyes gleaming with perfect outlines.

The closer she came, my heart began to skip a few beats.

I whistled a rhyme, loud enough for a few eye to eye glances.

She extended her tender hands towards me and said

"One - Stella Maris College"
 
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