Jayalalitha's CODE of Governance

    The following is the code of conduct that Jayalalitha have been following since ADMK government came to power, a few months ago. The code is in a very abstract format with each of its functions being delegated, compiled and executed independently and reported back to you know whom.

#include "DMDK.h"
#include "Communist_Parties.h"


float alliance_with_Congress;
float alliance_with_BJP;
float aligning_to_third_front;


void ADMK_random(one parameter);


void Jaya_tv() {


    ADMK_random(accuse_DMK);
    report_faults_with_DMK();
    report_measures_of_ADMK();
    report_complaints_about_DMK();
    report_thanks_to_Jayalalitha(); 
    ADMK_random (report_scams);
}


int main () {


   for ( int month=1; month<=60; month++) {  
            for(int week=1; week<=4; week++) {
                       for(int day=1; day<=7; day++) { 
                             Jaya_tv();
                       } //End of a day


                       Introduce_new_schemes(at_various_sectors);   
                       report_thanks_to_Jayalalitha();
                       ADMK_random(alter_previously_introduced_schemes);
                       ADMK_random(file_case_against_predecessors);
                       ADMK_random(shuffle_cabinet_ministers);
                       ADMK_random(shuffle_secretaries_IPS_IAS_officers);


            } //End of a week


           ADMK_random(seek_Central_reserves_for_funds);
           ADMK_random(meet_media_Press_people);
           ADMK_random(Call_on_some_politician_on_a_friendly_note);    
           ADMK_random(Support_Central_Govt_policies);
           ADMK_random(Oppose_Central_Govt_policies);


   }//End of a month


return government;
}

void ADMK_random(one parameter) {

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    *  Proprietary code, not for public access

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}

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