The Raid

The bedroom was pretty dark,

BANG!!!, The door opened.

Policemen stormed in, turning on the lights.

A couple lay there semi-nude.

She hugged him in fright

both looked drowsy unaware of what's happening.

The Inspector exclaimed in joy

"Isn't it really cute to see her guard her twin brother, being just an year old"

Adam and Eve - On Facebook

        In the genre of the previous one, here is another typical Adam and Eve episode and this time they're on Facebook.

The Act

       Adam and Eve are on Facebook and they decide to chart out "What's on your mind?" and update their status and bet on whose status update is well received.

The Reactions

Coincidence?

I was travelling in a bus,

couldn't stop overhearing a conversation.

"Are you sure you're really pregnant?????"

"Yes, I am sure!!!!!"

"Damn, that is why I asked you to take the pills but you didn't ..."

Looking outside I saw a road-sign and

I more than smiled within myself

cos it said

"Accident hurts, Prevention saves!!!"

The Proposal

The music set the ambiance.

She joined me dot on time, 

Fine dining flowed with small talks and musings

Her favorite Choco Fudge and my Vanilla Mousse arrived.

Gazing into her eyes I said

"I love you" 

She moved real close,

her brief silence left me breathless, 

she replied 

"Mmm...Vanilla tasted lovely this way"

The Masseuse

I saw him settle down brimming with happiness.

I was next.

She sported a smile as she came close and picked me.

Making quick movements she pressed my neck

And the warmth quickly spread to my sleeves

and to my abs.

I enjoyed it while she folded my hands  

and

moved onto the next shirt.

Destiny?

We both grew altogether right from our birth.

We looked so alike

In-fact we were looked upon as twins.

We were nurtured and fed without a shred of partiality,

irrespective of the person who did that.

But WHY, did I land up decorating a stinking dead body

whereas her,

a gods' idol!!!

Friends?

I liked what she told me about herself.

Her interests seemed to match with my preferences.

Even her zodiac sign was in-sync with mine

Of-course she was looking really pretty

and I asked her - "Can we be friends?"

She remained silent 

And even after many days I found her status to be

"Awaiting friend confirmation"